Versions of this recipe have been floating around on the internet for years now. I got this one from my sister-in-law a few years back. Most of the time they are referred to as Texas Governors Mansion Cookies or Laura Bush’s Cowboy Cookies. I do not know anyone else that calls them Texas Chainsaw Massacre Cookies. I made that name up myself-much to my family’s chagrin.
“Why do you call them that, Mom?”
Simple. Whenever I eat these cookies I cannot control myself. Therefore it is like taking a chainsaw to my diet. It rips it to shreds. Seeing the number on the scale after indulging makes me feel like I am in a really bad horror movie.
But you can eat them if you want.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you. As my sister-in-law would say, “These are high octane”
When I am feeling extra generous I make them for my family. My husband practically does a jig. These are his very favorite cookies in the world.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Cookies
3 cups flour ( I use 2 cups wheat, 1 cup white)
1 Tbl baking powder
1 Tbl baking soda
1 Tbl cinnamon
1 tsp salt
1 1/2 cups butter ( at room temp) -that is 3 sticks, but you can replace one of them with a 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce
1 1/2 cups sugar ( I use raw, organic)
1 1/2 cups packed Pure Cane Brown Sugar
3 eggs
1 Tbl vanilla
3 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips ( I use dark, however)
3 cups rolled oats
2 cups coconut flakes
2 cups chopped pecans
Preheat oven to 350. Mix flour, powder, soda, cinnamon, and salt together. In a another bowl, beat the butter until smooth and creamy-about 1 minute. Gradually beat in the sugars-beat for about 2 minutes. Add eggs, one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla. Stir in the flour until just combined. Add chocolate chips, oats, coconut, and pecans. For each cookie, drop 1/4 cup dough onto ungreased baking sheets, spacing 3 inches apart. Bake for 17 -19 minutes, rotating the pan halfway through. Cook until the edges are lightly browned. Cool these gigantic cookies, then eat them, and and enjoy life.
Makes about 3 dozen cookies OR you can make 6 dozen smaller cookies by using 2 tablespoon dough for each cookie and reduce cooking time to about 15 minutes.
It is almost the weekend. You can use Michael Pollan’s advice and only eat sweets on the days that start with “S”. I tried that and it hasn’t been working. So for now, I am off sugar-again! So none of these cookies for me. I will fill you in on a later post.